Actually, in Real Life, it's more like galloping from commitment to commitment, whereas in the online world, I'm making do with a laptop purchased when I was pregnant with DS2. He's six years old; I believe that this machine -- still running Windows 98 -- qualifies for antique status in some jurisdictions. It works, but the keyboard has that old-fashioned laptop weirdly compressed layout, which insures that I invariably hit the FCN key instead of the CTRL key, or the PgUp key instead of the Backspace.
Man, it's annoying.
However, a glimmer of hope on the horizon: we ordered our new computers today, and they should arrive, along with a spiffy new printer, early in the 2nd week of May. I can survive that long.