Things heard at the gynecologists today:
"Well, your uterus is still gone."
"I'm not feeling anything, but I'm sending you for an ultrasound to make sure there's no mass there..."
"... your symptoms are the kind of thing that could be caused by a mass."
Undecided on the use of the euphemism.
Not looking forward to chugging 44 ounces of water tomorrow, either.